Cultivating A Beard Is A Lifestyle Choice
You have the an unnatural fuck, for which you shall surely burn forever. Your nude in bed video shall be known as, "Nixon chin," and either you will repent, or walk the world in shame.
The world has fallen into a low state indeed. When I used to walk the streets in the cities, youthful men would come up to me and say, "Dude! In these dark days I am approached and pointed at with the terrible words, "Hey man, Duck Beard