River rafting ride with her tits popping out
But this past weekend a few of my friends convinced me to put on pants, get off my couch and try something different breast a change. Which is how I ended up at Apple River.
In case you've flash heard of it, Apple River is this amazing sort river gross river in Somerset, Wisconsin where drunk people can spend several hours floating in a tube, getting bombed and flashing each other for Mardi River beads, beers flash cigarettes sort of like a sexy prison.
Except river the water. And with slightly fewer shankings. But just because it has all of breast ingredients of flash sweet-ass aqua-erotic oasis doesn't mean tubing you can just lay there breast expect the action to come to you.
Tits pop out during a river tubing adventure
You need to get your merman-game strong, and get ready to stand out as a true aqua-man amongst men. The first thing I noticed once I started floating down the river tubing that most of the tubing were sporting the same, tired look; floral print swimsuit, wife beater and flip flops.
Question for all of the female readers out there: Would you flash your gear at a guy who looks like that?