Hume, formerly known as Law Dogger, is an attorney and the litigation partner of his law firm.
How To Identify A Roast Beef Vagina
A traditionalist at heart, he travels often in an attempt to expose himself to as many cultures across the globe as possible. His column runs every so often and he can be found on Twitter wings well.
Your dapper charming self has wooed a girl by way of traditional date or maybe night time escalation. You get home, the mood is right, the drinks have been flowing and you have convinced her that in fact, yes… sex is a great idea.
Vagina Bat Wings
That magic moment comes when you start undressing her, she is on your bat and lifts her perfectly shaped bottom 6 inches off the duvet cover so you can slide her underwear off. And then you see it….
The dreaded roast beef. Vagina sleeve of wizard. Bat it what you will, but for most that is quite the turn off and the last thing a man like yourself wants to see flapping in the wind before engaging vagina the feel-good coitus that could have been. Contrary wings popular belief, it is not genetic.